Schrute Scott Quotes & Sayings

I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don't eat! Who knew? — Richelle E. Goodrich

The truth isn't just what you see with your eyes. Not just what you see ... — Kaori Yuki

When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man. — William Shakespeare

If you feel ashamed about your need for love & support, it's because you were made to feel this way as a child. It's not a sign of weakness to want affirmation, reassurance or someone to count on; these are natural, appropriate needs. Just make sure to be there for yourself first. — Marcia Sirota

Be wise as a serpent and wary as a dove! — Mark Twain

A woman forgives but never forgets, A man forgets but never forgives — Robert Jordan

There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man. — Bill Hader