Schroeder Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

The world only goes forward because of those who oppose it. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages. — Selma Blair

Here I am, where I am supposed to be. — Isak Dinesen

The Crocodile The sun of the Macusi people was worried. Every day there were fewer fish in their ponds. He put the crocodile in charge of security. The ponds got emptier. The crocodile, security guard and thief, invented a good story about invisible assailants, but the sun didn't believe it, took a machete, and left the crocodile's body all crisscrossed with cuts. To calm him down, the crocodile offered his beautiful daughter in marriage. "I'll be expecting her," said the sun. As the crocodile had no daughter, he sculpted a woman in the trunk of a wild plum tree. "Here she is," he said, and plunged into the water, looking out of the corner of his eye, the way he always looks. It was the woodpecker who saved his life. Before the sun arrived, the woodpecker pecked at the wooden girl below the belly. Thus she, who was incomplete, was open for the sun to enter. (112) — Eduardo Galeano

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. — Henry Van Dyke

What is important is not victory or the position of a victor, but rather the labor of striving towards God and devotion to Him. — John Of Shanghai And San Francisco

Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer. — Dov Davidoff

There is nothing in socialism that a little age or a little money will not cure. — Will Durant

The useful is the noble and the hurtful is the base — Plato

The one worry that I always have with TV is that it's such a long commitment. You sign on to be there for a good amount of time, and then you can't go and do films and things like that. — Evan Ross

The greatest trick the rich - and their cheerleaders on the right - ever pulled was convincing the world that class didn't exist. Out here in the real world, it is more real and more rigid than it has been for a century. — Johann Hari

Sometimes you're gonna write a song and it's not gonna be right from the beginning. And you're just gonna have to work through that wall. But if you know something is there, you've gotta just keep doing it until you get it right. So, I'll work on a song for three months if I have to, to get it right. — Benny Blanco

The year swung past the fulcrum of another equinox. — Anthony Doerr