Schoenke Redskins Quotes & Sayings

The human heart is a lonely hunter-but the search for us southerners is more anguished ... — Carson McCullers

I'd love to be in the '70s. I'd love to have a big, long wig parted down the middle with flat-ironed hair and bell-bottoms. They're actually very flattering for my figure. The wider the leg, the better for a person with a booty. — Sarah Paulson

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy. — Keegan-Michael Key

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. — Bill Cosby

Einstein's 1905 paper came out and suddenly changed people's thinking about space-time. We're again in the middle of something like that. When the dust settles, time - whatever it may be - could turn out to be even stranger and more illusory than even Einstein could imagine. — Carlo Rovelli

If you're going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice for falling in love. — Jarod Kintz

To know that every moment - regardless of how it comes wrapped - is a gift greater than you can give yourself, is to be well on your way to a life without fear. — Guy Finley