Schnurr Plastering Quotes & Sayings

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! — Andy Rooney

The only words free of suspicious motives will be the ones I find in books. — Michelle Moran

I am very tenacious. — Jenny Craig

Was love then like a bag of assorted sweets passed around from which one might choose more than once? Some might sting the tongue, some invoke night perfume. Some had centers as bitter as gall, some blended honey and poison, some were quickly swallowed. And among the common bull's-eyes and peppermints a few rare ones; one or two with deadly needles at the heart, another that brought clam and gentle pleasure. Were his fingers closing on that one? — Annie Proulx

I was not influenced by concerts as a child, but I was very strongly influenced by the ballets I saw. — Bebe Neuwirth

You can't ever know the real anybody unless you're friends with them. And sometimes not even then. — Susane Colasanti

'Chance the Rapper' is many things. I'm constantly evolving. — Chance The Rapper

To create the life you deserve, you have to go after it. The universe that you inhabit flows from you - you don't flow from it. — Georgette Mosbacher

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God. — Heywood Broun