Schmutzige Witze Quotes & Sayings

Now the Sirens have a still more fatal weapon than their song, namely their silence ... someone might possibly have escaped from their singing; but from their silence, certainly never. — Franz Kafka

He turned the crank handles, hoping the thing wouldn't explode in his face. A few clear tones rang out-metallic yet warm. Leo manipulated the levers and gears. He recognized the song that sprang forth-the same wistful melody Calypso sang for him on Ogygia about homesickness and longing. But through the strings of the brass cone, the tune sounded even sadder, like a machine with a broken heart-the way Festus might sound if he could sing.
Leo forgot Apollo was there. He played the song all the way through. When he was done, his eyes stung. He could almost smell the fresh-baked bread from Calypso's kitchen. He could taste the only kiss she'd ever given him. — Rick Riordan

When I hear a man say that his childhood was the happiest time of his life, I think (puff) my friend, you have had a pretty poor life. — Winston S. Churchill

At one time in the history of the Americas, weapons and armies were associated with liberty and independence, and with new opportunities for our peoples. At one time in the history of the Americas, there were liberating armies. — Oscar Arias

You can't kill the past by denying the past. You can kill it only by making it obsolete. And even in that, you have to find honor in the past. You can't hack off pieces of yourself, and expect them to grow again. — Jeff Buckley

Going through the motions gives you plenty of time to examine the motions. I used to find this interesting. Now it has taken on the taint of meaninglessness. — David Levithan

I didn't want to give him anything. I was quite happy without boyfriend trouble. — Kate Le Vann

It remains a mystery why these three young men, veterans of the same training and the same crash, differed so radically in their perceptions of their plight. Maybe the difference was biological; some men may be wired for optimism, others for doubt. As a toddler, Louie had leapt from a train — Laura Hillenbrand

Nature does not play favourites, it regards its creations without sentimentality. Therefore the wise person also acts in this way. — Lao-Tzu

We can scale the heights of mountains and see the world rayed out before us, but we fail to recognize that which is before us. — Ruth St. Denis

None of the European girls, including Anita Ekberg, has anything not found on American girls as well. — Cleo Moore

The great issue of life is to harness the drum major instinct. — Martin Luther King Jr.

I love tackling, it's better than sex! — Paul Ince

Take my advice, don't appreciate any man too highly. In the book of every man's life there is a page which he would wish to keep turned down. — Richard Marsh