Schmoker Services Quotes & Sayings

Oh crap! Someone is asking me to quote myself. Why don't they just ask me to drink acid and run naked into a snowdrift? — Elizabeth Anglin

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import). — Demetri Martin

Then the guilt from my ignored responsibilities grows so large that merely carrying it around with me feels like a huge responsibility. It takes up a sizable portion of my capacity, leaving me almost completely useless for anything other than consuming nachos and surfing the Internet like an attention-deficient squirrel on PCP. — Allie Brosh

When a generation talks just to itself, it becomes more filled with folly than it might have otherwise. — Stewart Brand

Ye dinna want to believe in witches and zombies and things that go bump in the night?" she said, with a small, sly smile at me. She nodded at the centipede, struggling round and round in frenzied, lopsided circles. "Well, legends are many-legged beasties, aye? But they generally have at least one foot on the truth." She — Diana Gabaldon

Tomorrow is our final show. That is unless it rains, and then there will be a rain delay. We'll probably make it up in a doubleheader around Labor Day. — David Letterman

Does it scare you? That you might love someone that much someday, just to lose them too?" "Yes," I confess, "I've been scared since the first time I saw you. — Cheryl McIntyre

When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be right and wise. — Winston Churchill

I have to trick myself into writing a story - impose some arbitrary constraint to distract me from the constraints of my past habits or my fear that I don't have much to say. — Catherine Brady

For all his love, he let her go. He tried his best to escape her. I had not believed that anyone could love like that. — Rosamund Hodge