Schlomo Auslander Quotes & Sayings

Fieldes have eies and woods have eares. — John Heywood

To boast that one never flirts is actually a kind of flirtation. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

It's a purging of sorts. Like, when you're all done doing your laundry and it's fresh and bright, but washing the clothes, you wouldn't want to get in while it's spinning around. — Maynard James Keenan

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I was choosing, and I was choosing Kellan. — Tijan

The more we drank, the louder we became. The waitstaff didn't seem to mind, but that was probably because it was late and there was only a few others on the far side of the restaurant, and they were almost as drunk as we were. Except Shepley. He was too protective of his car to drink too much while driving, and he loved America more than his car. When she came along, he not only watched his intake, but he also followed every traffic law and used his blinkers.

Whipped. — Jamie McGuire

I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery. — Barbara Hutton

Leave me now as one leaves a corpse ... with regret, and memories, but without a second look. — John Speed

Awesome God.
Awe-inspired God.
Amazing God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When I asked the president [Barack Obama], can you kill an American on American soil, it should have been an easy answer. It's an easy question. It should have been a resounding and unequivocal no. The president's response, he hasn't killed anyone yet. — Rand Paul

If you want to know where you would have stood on slavery before the Civil War, don't look at where you stand on slavery today. Look at where you stand on animal rights. — Paul Watson

Innocent?" He was incensed at her suggestion he was somehow responsible for this mess. "I've done nothing wrong, I intend nothing wrong. I am innocent!"
"Half the evil in this world occurs while decent people stand by and do nothing wrong. It's not enough to refrain from evil, Trell. People have to attempt to do right, even if they believe they cannot succeed."
"Even when it's stupid to try?" he asked with savage sarcasm.
"Especially then," she replied sweetly. "That's how it's done, Trell. You break your heart against this stony world. You fling yourself at it, on the side of good, and you do not ask the cost. That's how you do it. — Robin Hobb

The attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941 completely crippled our Pacific Fleet. — Jerry Costello

you're not a failure as long as you never quit. And even if you do. It's still not over. You can choose to get up and try again. — Matt Crofton