Schiffgold Quotes & Sayings

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. — Mark Shand

The best and safest method of philosophizing seems to be first to inquire diligently into the properties of things, and establishing those properties by experiments, and then to proceed more slowly to hypotheses for the explanation of them. — Isaac Newton

HAPPY EVER AFTER is a concept I'll never believe in. I would be content to sample some little taste of happiness today, tonight, right now. Though I know without a doubt that tomorrow will come saturated with pain. Life is like that. At least my life. And honestly, I cant think of anyone whose life is any different. The price tag for joy is misery. [ ... ] — Ellen Hopkins

Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring. — Rachel Johnson

Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his monster acne, and Thomas here'll actually smile for once."
Thomas turned to Minho and exaggerated a fake smile. "There, you happy?"
"Dude," he responded. "You are one ugly shank. — James Dashner

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. — Jackie Mason

There is a limit to how much the United States Treasury can borrow. — Alan Greenspan

Had I been in some kind of psychotic haze all morning? Was I in one now? — Ransom Riggs

Things Could Be Worse And Things Could Be So Much Better - that became the game, my running commentary on the streets of Manhattan, and I played it as well as the other slobs just trying to get by. — Joshua Ferris