Schempers Quotes & Sayings

One thing I have seen, regardless of the method of aprehenesion of the dimensional plane one is in, is self-giving and how effective it is. — Frederick Lenz

I think the greatest sound in the world is hearing one of your children singing when they think no one is listening. — Ron Baratono

The breeze of grace is always blowing; set your sail to catch that breeze. — Ramakrishna

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards. — Milos Forman

The face is not a secondary billboard for our internal feelings. It is an equal partner in the emotional process. — Malcolm Gladwell

I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected. — Greg Proops

Your magic is unbalanced without the soul-meld — Alyssa Day

I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway. — Haruki Murakami

It is because I believe that it is in the power of such nations to lead the world back into the paths of peace that I propose to devote myself to explaining what, in my opinion, can and should be done to banish the fear of war that hangs so heavily over the world. — Arthur Henderson

You were destined in a kairos moment to be God's poetry in motion, bringing the good works of the supernatural manifestation to a world that is dying to increase in the awe of God, whether they know it yet or not. — James Maloney

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. — H.L. Mencken

You are strong, omnipotent, and omniscient. No matter that you have not expressed it yet, it is in you. All knowledge is in you, all power, all purity, and all freedom-why cannot you express this knowledge? Because you do not believe in it ... Believe in it, and it must and will come out. — Swami Vivekananda

Bill Gates is a relative newcomer to the fight against global warming, but he's already shifting the debate over climate change. — Jeff Goodell

Strong prejudices in an ill-formed mind are hazardous to government. — Barbara W. Tuchman

I turn around and see Taylor heading toward us. Over her shoulder I spot a guy's legs flailing in the air. Keg stand. Jealous. — Victoria Scott