Schemmel Pronunciation Quotes & Sayings

This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books. — Garrison Keillor

Everyone thought I was going to fall down on my shoes and I kept saying, 'Well if I do I'll just get up!' — Daphne Guinness

It's one of the secrets of strength: We're so much more likely to find it in the service of others than in service to ourselves. — David Levithan

You talked about national identity cards and the terrorism bill. We have made a government that has grown used to viewing us as subjects, has grown used to seeing its role as commanding us. — Malcolm Wallop

What will you do?" said Susan. "Lie," said Lu-Tze happily. "It's amazing how often that works. — Terry Pratchett

Along with all those who left their countries for other shores, I belong in neither land. We are unmoored and disconnected, like these poplar seeds blown into the crevices of the buildings, into the corners of the world. — Elena Gorokhova

Imagination shows an ability to lie, to pretend the world is different than it is. — Gemma Malley

This is a sleaze bag murdering dog and he [O.J. Simpson] has played us for fools. And the worst thing he did was exacerbate the racial divide in this country. He divided black and white America. — Geraldo Rivera

Let freedom never perish in your hands. — Joseph Addison

My beautiful girl, you healed me. You made me believe in love again, and I love you. So fucking much. — Mia Asher

Yes, it's unfortunate that we have been conditioned to see an alternative to motherhood as not normal. But you do all realise that some of the most brilliant women in the world don't have kids, right? Oprah, Gloria Steinem, Helen Mirren, Dolly Parton? Do you think their lives carry an air of tragedy because they never had children? I don't. I'm sure they all had different reasons for not doing it, some maybe couldn't, some didn't want to, but these women's lives are not empty because of that. I think it's important we take the lead from our heroes and for everyone to stop valuing women on whether they do, or do not, become mothers. The irony of yours and your listeners' opinions is that it is you boxing women in to these roles, not men. It's highly un-feminist of you.' She — Dawn O'Porter

One can discern a few very general myths that facilitate the birth of further myths: that everything is possible; that whatever we have failed to explain in normal and earthly terms must have paranormal or supernatural explanations; and that science, being rational, cannot explain the irrational, such as taste and love. — Mario Bunge

Absolutely, but let me qualify that-I consider myself an authentic feminist. Not as defined by the modern movement. And, let me clarify that a little bit more. I was an English major, so break it down: -ist means one who celebrates. As a feminist, I celebrate my femininity. — Christine O'Donnell