Schechner School Quotes & Sayings

I try not to look like a university man here ... My fellow-guests think of a university degree as a disgraceful preliminary to the blood-sucking life of the bourgeoisie. A sign, moreover, that a man has to earn his own living. — Eilis Dillon

There are so many talented young writers named Jonathan, with whom by comparison I suffer terribly. — Jonathan Ames

Extraordinary; I could almost see the Cambrian Mountains — Jasper Fforde

It's interesting, the more successful you become the more people want to give you stuff for nothing. — Liam Neeson

If you remember the '90s, you weren't there. — Al Jourgensen

Your magic gets me hard," he said, looking like he wished he could be anywhere but where he was. "When you do anything, I get hard, really. Even your ridiculous sex puns. You remember when you wrapped those Dark wizards in stone at the restaurant?"
"Yeah," I managed to say.
"I wanted to tell you that you gave me an e-rock-tion." He bent over and banged his forehead against the table. "Why, why, why did I say that out loud? Please. Someone. Anyone. Kill me."
"Sex puns," I breathed. "Knight Delicious Face said a sex pun. — T.J. Klune

What kind of beast would turn its life into words? — Adrienne Rich

I don't think a tough question is disrespectful. — Helen Thomas

It shocked his sense of dramatic economy that they should have to resort to violence when the same result could have been obtained by a minimum expenditure of energy. — Hope Mirrlees

Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message. — Holly Smale