Scharner Burgess Quotes & Sayings

Trout did another thing which some people might have considered eccentric: he called mirrors leaks. It amused him to pretend that mirrors were holes between two universes.
If he saw a child near a mirror, he might wag his finger at a child warningly, and say with great solemnity, "Don't get too near that leak. You wouldent want to wind up in the other universe, would you?"
Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, "Excuse me, I have to take a leak." This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.
And trout would reply waggishly, "where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror."
And so on — Kurt Vonnegut

Every mind deserves to be free. When the mind is free, that's the end of suffering. — Byron Katie

Little men, stuck in little positions of little authority, are always the worst. — Ian R. MacLeod

You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you."
"Ummm ... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I worried about what "keeping me" might entail. Probably chains. And whips. And maybe a dog collar.
And now I was going to have to live with scary Fifty Shades Aunt Rachel pictures living in my head for all time. — Tammy Blackwell

I think, for me, the goal was never really for my EPs to go mainstream. I think the intention of them was to create a little bit of buzz and to show my musicality because I wrote and produced the EPs myself. The goal was to experiment, with no rules. — Tori Kelly

It isn't done easily," he said with a half smile. "I'm just not one to complain overmuch. — Lynn Kurland

Your conduct matters a great deal. What's in your mind matters even more. — Jetsunma Ahkon Lhamo

The man with the greatest soul will always face the greatest war with the low minded person. — Albert Einstein

I would give everything, even memory - especially memory - if I could hold Leo again. The weight of his absence is the weight of the entire world. I — Simon Van Booy

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. — John Stott

Happiness is about being proud of who you are. Be a good friend, be a good daughter, be reliable, be willing to laugh when things get tough, compliment other girls, care about your job, believe in yourself, be vulnerable, tell the truth, apologize when needed, forgive people ... — Erin Foster

A seventeenth-century house can be recognized by its steep roof, massive central chimney and utter porchlessness. Some of those houses have a second-story overhang, emphasizing their medieval look. — John Updike

Sons love moms forevermore. — Juan Williams

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me. — John Green

Although people all over the world pray in different ways, it is to each heart the most precious light. — Alexis York Lumbard