Schaming Innovations Quotes & Sayings

Freedom and liberty lose out by default because good people are not vigilant. — Desmond Tutu

If I'd been joking I would have said, a blind guy walks into a bar. And a table. And a couple of chairs. — Anonymous

Buy or borrow self-improvement books, but don't read them. Stack them around your bedroom and use them as places to rest bowls of cookies.
Watch exercise shows on television, but don't do the exercises. Practice believing that the benefit lies in imagining yourself doing the exercises.
Don't power walk. Saunter slowly in the sun, eating chocolate, and carry a blanket so you can take a nap. — SARK

I'll just go rub some salt in her wounds,then i think I'll run out and kick some puppies on my way to foreclosing on my quota of widows and orphans. — Nora Roberts

Male animals have a finite sum of energy that they can spend on testosterone or immunity to disease, but not both at the same time. — Matt Ridley

All mathematical proofs must be deductive. Each proof is a chain of deductive arguments, each of which has its premises and conclusion. — Morris Kline

We possess nothing in the world - a mere chance can strip us of everything - except the power to say 'I. — Simone Weil