Sch Ufelchen Quotes & Sayings

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson

The true parents of creativity are curiosity and necessity. — Max McKeown

If somewhere I am honest that's in the "On The Record", short story, but can you handle it? — Deyth Banger

When God's hand is bent to strike, it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God ; but to fall out of the hands of the living God is a horror beyond our expression, beyond our imagination. — John Donne

The one I tell everyone, the one I'm very, very proud of is 'Call Me Irresponsible.' Simply because I want to say and it's not as facetious as it sounds. It has five syllable words in it. — Sammy Cahn

I have a friend who swears by food combinations - have you heard of this nonsense? She's nuts. She's like, 'You know what? You should eat food combinations, and that way you can eat whatever you want. It's just the combinations of how you put the food together.' And then her examples are like, 'You wouldn't want to eat steak and potatoes together, but you could have, like, a lemon rind and raisin skins - not the whole raisin, take the skins and steam them. — Brian Regan