Scatologic Humor Quotes & Sayings

Flirtation and coquetry are so nearly allied as to be identical; both are the art of successful and pleasing deception. — Louise Colet

We are all scared; it is only the bravery that differentiates us from others. — M.F. Moonzajer

There's a basic feeling of lack that we want to distract ourselves from. We want to fix it by looking outside ourselves, as if it is going to fill us up. — Geneen Roth

That's the way I like it because there's no time to have nerves about it. You just run out and do it. — Doug Flutie

A penny saved is twopence dear. — Richard Saunders

Stop turning every others battle into yours. Sometimes amidst of all the wars, all you need to become is the lighthouse, not the sword. — Akshay Vasu

Love is waiting for you, lifting her hand, open your heart and accept it. — Debasish Mridha

It is, and long has been my opinion, and I have heard honourable members in this House declare it to be theirs - that it is the duty of Parliament equally to protect all the different interests in the country. — Joseph Hume

I'll tell Sean you said he was hot' ... 'I said he was a rat bastard with the potential to be hot! — Victoria Michaels

What worries me is the professionalism of everything. — Irvine Welsh

I believe people can have a profound experience by being surrounded by something beautiful - that's what I aim for. My sculpture is about the way you feel when you're standing under it and inside it. It's experiential art. — Janet Echelman

He knows I'll like a song before I've heard it. He laughs before I even get to the punchline. There's a place on his chest, just below his throat, that makes me want to let him open doors for me. There's only one of him. Park — Rainbow Rowell

I like to have my hand on every single plate that goes out. It's really a good feeling when someone compliments your meal, and you had everything to do with making it. It's very rewarding. — Bill Dickey