Scalpers Menu Quotes & Sayings

My mom is very close to me, and it has been really cool having a mom that's closer to my age because she can go out with me and stuff. — Lindsay Lohan

The defining characteristic of today's intellectual and media elite is that it swims merrily in a sea of fantasy. The world of television is essentially a fantasy world, and television is today's [1980's] common denominator of communication, today's unifying American experience. This has frightening implications for the future. Ideas that fit on bumper stickers are not ideas at all, they simply are attitudes. And attitudinizing is no substitute for analysis. Unfortunately, too often television is to news as bumper stickers are to philosophy, and this has a corrosive effect on public understanding of those issues on which national survival may depend. — Richard M. Nixon

I was in the back part of the bunker, so I had to carry the whole bunker. It was probably 20 yards. — Trent Dilfer

Asians don't use the oven for anything but holding Jordans. — Eddie Huang

It may be tripe, but it's my tripe - and I do urge other authors to resist encroachments on their brain-children and trust their own judgment rather than that of some zealous meddler with a diploma in creative punctuation who is just dying to get into the act. — George MacDonald Fraser

Your greatest moment has yet to be written. — S.M. Boyce

Have you ever had your ass whooped on by a black man before? It hurts! — Quinton Jackson

It is a certainty that Herbalife is a pyramid scheme. We believe it's harming a population of low-income, principally Hispanic people in the U.S. to benefit a handful of super wealthy people at the top of the pyramid. — Bill Ackman

Eliminating clutter would cut down the amount of housework in the average home by 40 percent. — Gretchen Rubin