Scallon Controls Quotes & Sayings

A noise came from the phone that resembled the sound of a howler monkey having an ice cube inserted into its rectum — Aurelio Voltaire

Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over. — Mason Cooley

Quintilius Varus, Give me back my legions! — Augustus

There will be no change in this firm's concern for client confidentiality.'
'Good.' She relaxed a little.
'But I like to know as much as possible about what I'm getting into before I start an investigation.'
It was her turn to raise her brows. 'I'm here because I was under the impression that one consults a private investigator when one does not wish to explain all the reasons why one needs that particular type of professional assistance. — Jayne Ann Krentz

The mystical is not how the world is, but that it is. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Mortal life is like unto the traveler on a homeward journey. — Keith B. McMullin

This was it; the Mystery of The Unseen, the Gate of Sorrow, that leads to the Grace of the Redeemer. I pressed my lips together, and my hands gripped the windowsill. I saw the hand of Fatima, and all the visible world sank away from me. — Kurban Said

One who steals has no right to complain if he is robbed. — Aesop

Only a war that serves no conceivable national interest gets the New York Time's endorsement. Liberals warm to the idea of American mothers weeping for their sons, but only if their deaths will not make America any safer. — Ann Coulter