Sayonsong Quotes & Sayings

What's the orbital velocity of the moon? — Terry Pratchett

Have you ever been reading a book and found yourself having to pause for a second and read a certain part again because the author has summed up in a few sentences exactly what you were feeling at a certain point in your life; a feeling you'd never been able to put into words before and there it suddenly is laid out before you, written by someone you've never even met? It's kind of a tragically wonderful feeling. — Emily May

For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake. — Giada De Laurentiis

We have tried to get closer to them, but we never copied anybody, we always tried to play our football — Arsene Wenger

He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, "I vant to drink your blood" in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen."! — Rachel Caine

I'm very politically active, but that has nothing to do with my charity. — Bernard Marcus

The lizard isn't listening and the lizard doesn't care. — Seth