Saybolt Inc Quotes & Sayings

Why don't I have my attorney give you a call?"
Secret code for 'This conversation is over. — Kenneth Eade

So, now I've been to see a drug counselor who told me I need to lay off the drugs and talk about my feelings, and a shrink who heard what I had to say and immediately put me on drugs. — Libba Bray

I don't have goals in life. — Olivier Martinez

I do not have to make the Gospel relevant;
it is always relevant in any part of the world ... [and] I must get the whole Gospel in [every] sermon. — Billy Graham

If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present. — Mark Twain

The universe is indeed a beautiful place. If you doubt me, go check for yourself. — Douglas Coupland

I grew up treating a life as a writer as a career in letters, one devoted to many kinds of writing. And so it seemed normal to study both fiction writing and the literary essay as an undergrad. — Alexander Chee

The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter. — Mark Twain