Satyrical Quotes & Sayings

Memory is a time capsule; it records the wounds inflicted upon human consciousness. — Kilroy J. Oldster

It's a theory advanced by two French philosophers who are also psychologists, they hold that we do not have a single soul but a confederation of souls guided by a ruling ego, and every now and then this ruling ego changes, so that although we establish a norm it isn't a stable norm, but a variable one. — Antonio Tabucchi

As one widow put it to me, Strength doesn't mean being able to stand up to anything, but being able to crawl on your belly a long, long time before you can stand up again. — Mark Matousek

I have no regrets. The best thing to happen to me was for Lorne Michaels to hire me and fire me. — Jenny Slate

Ukraine must once again be revered and respected by its citizens as well as the East and the West. — Viktor Yushchenko

Be true to your words — Anthony Riches

Stealing to eat ain't criminal - stealing to be rich is. — Andrew Vachss

If you lead a team, start asking questions and really listening. Start valuing the contributions of your teammates ahead of your own. And remember that when the best idea wins, so does the entire team. — John C. Maxwell

Look to the end; and resolve to make the service of Christ the first object in what remains of life, without indifference to the opinion of your fellow men, but also without fear of it. — Henry Parry Liddon

Auto designers usually have to think in terms of the standard categories: SUV, sports car, etc. — Charles Pelly

Clevinger was one of those people with lots of intelligence and no brains, and everyone knew it except those who soon found it out — Joseph Heller

Not at all. Cooking is cool. I'll make you one shaped like the moon."
"Why the moon?"
"Because you remind me of the moon," he said, and looked into his bowl. Sarah blushed. — Daniela Sacerdoti

Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. — Thomas Jefferson

For every reader, like me, who scheduled his/her classes around their favorite soap opera. — Elisabeth Naughton

We know a great deal, but our ignorance is sobering and boundless. With each step forward, with each problem which we solve, we not only discover new and unsolved problems, but we also discover that where we believed that we were standing on firm and safe ground, all things are, in truth, insecure and in a state of flux. — Karl Popper

I barely heard him, I was too busy watching Pritkin, who had slumped over with his head on the sofa arm, shoulders shaking helplessly, and what looked suspiciously like tears leaking out from under his closed eyes. "Not that bad," he muttered, and then he was off again. — Karen Chance