Satirist Ward Quotes & Sayings

Arise, O Lord, and judge your own cause. Remember your reproaches to those who are filled with foolishness all through the day. Listen to our prayers, for foxes have arisen seeking to destroy the vineyard whose winepress you alone have trod. — Pope Leo X

Many people thought that, given my knowledge of the egg, I should analyse embryonic mutants. — John Sulston

The new heavens and the new earth are not replacements for the old ones; they are transfigurations of them. The redeemed order is not the created order forsaken; it is the created order - all of it - raised and glorified. — Robert Farrar Capon

She could smell her mother's skin, her lotion, her perfume
her essence. She missed her so much. She clawed at her pillow, wanting to cry, but tears never came, just a swirling riptide of feeling
anger, abandonment, the fear of being alone, and the weight of the emotional millstone still tied around her neck, submerging her further into the murky depths of stinging, biting solitude. She wished she could wail all night. Instead she curled up in the darkness of her bedroom, listening to her racing heartbeat, which eventually slowed, like the ticking of a clock unwound. — Jamie Ford

any city or town in the Upper Midwest that's known more for what it used to make than what it makes now. — Anne Trubek

Caricatures created by politics never fit comfortably into the Oval Office. — David K. Shipler

What matters most is not the idea, but the capacity to believe in it completely. — Ezra Pound

Act as if you were separate from nothing, and no one, and you will heal your world tomorrow. — Neale Donald Walsch

There is a small window of opportunity for freckled girls to tan. — Jeffrey Eugenides

You come back to train with Botkin. I hit big girl same as little girl."
"That's very egalitarian of you." I said, and hurried Tamar out of the stables before Botkin decided to show me just how fair-minded he could be. — Leigh Bardugo

When I started Fool's Gold and producing consistent records that were like electro beats with rapping on it that was experimental and weird. I made a mixtape called Dirty South Dance where I put rap vocals over dance music. That was literally an experiment. Now all these rappers are rapping on dance music. This is something I've been trying to build for a while. — A-Trak

Once we reach a certain age, we tend to recalibrate our expectations. We expect less from the world once we've seen it up close. — Marianne Williamson