Satirist Tom Quotes & Sayings

Her mysteries had to be unravelled - so he would contain her until he'd dissected the truth of her and isolated her enigma. — Ronel Van Tonder

I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny. — Matthew Vaughn

Yeah, you better run home to your mama. Hide under her skirts until you grow enough balls to stand and fight. (Fang) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Dread invades the living room, finds her on the couch, presses on her, gets inside her where it swiftly grows bigger than she is until she is inside it, looking out from a rind of shadow. — Ann-Marie MacDonald

The dark Gods of pain are surfacing from the immemorial filth of time ... — William S. Burroughs

Hard times ain't quit and we ain't quit. — Meridel Le Sueur

I've been married before, but I've never had my dream wedding in Vegas. I wanted to do it there because it's casual, quick, not religious and, most of all, very romantic. — Sinead O'Connor

This is our mercury, our lunary, but whosoever thinks of any other water besides this, is ignorant and foolish, never attaining to the desired effects. — George Ripley

That was how history worked, wasn't it? If it wasn't written down it never existed. You might leave behind jewelry and pottery, ornamental tombs, you might leave behind your own bones to be dug up at a later age, but none of those artifacts could express how you felt. — Kate Atkinson

When she reached the shallow end, Kingsley held out his hand and pulled her up, but she lost her step and fell into his arms, her body crushing momentarily against his. — Melissa De La Cruz

If you don't know Tom Lehrer, you should - in addition to being a classical pianist, mathematician, songwriter, satirist, researcher at Los Alamos and, he claims, inventor of the Jell-O shot, he is just delightfully funny and graceful. — Rachel Sklar