Satirically Def Quotes & Sayings

You and what army of snaggled toothed wine sots? — Marvel Comics

Hey, I was lucky twice. I know it's three strikes and you're out. I don't think of myself as being invincible anymore. — Curtis Sliwa

There is nothing I can't live without. I learned this attitude when I was a child. — Dalai Lama

Simplify your life. You don't grow spiritual, you shrink spiritual. — Steve Maraboli

I was about to get a degree in economics when I accepted that I'd be a lousy businessman, and if I didn't give acting a try I'd regret it for the rest of my life. — Peter Gallagher

Batman knew what it was like to trip balls without seriously losing his shit, and that savoir faire added another layer to his outlaw sexiness and alluring aura of decadence and wealth. — Grant Morrison

And I have tried to forget him, I have tried to convince myself that it was just one of those things, but it's difficult to do that when my body is standing here, eight feet deep in the earth of northern France, while my heart remains by a stream in a clearing in England where I left it weeks ago. — John Boyne

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life. — Charlie Sheen

I just want pieces of the world. — Jada Pinkett Smith

However, I keep reminding them that this issue is not a new issue that has come out for this election. This issue has been in the courts for two years and two months now. — Sibel Edmonds

I was also built from delusional optimism and folly. — A.S. King

Every time I get scared or feel like I'm not going to be good enough at something, I say that mantra to myself. "Pretend you're good at it." — Jenny Lawson

The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists, as you can see from the barons' wars. When duty and religion are really destroyed, it will be by the rich. — G.K. Chesterton

It is better to seek redemption than chase riches. — Lailah Gifty Akita