Satirical Quotes Quotes & Sayings

Tribal Chief 1: The will of the people is what is best. That is what democracy means

Tribal Chief 2: But if the people don't know what they are talking about, how can that be the best? — Leonard Wibberley

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

The most tremendous judgment of God in this world is the hardening of the hearts of men. — John Owen

The final entrance into Nirvikalpa Samadhi, into nirvana, God-realization, when you become the absolutely best friend of God, can only come when your love is completely pure. — Frederick Lenz

I still hear the world spinning. — Kamila Shamsie

I couldn't help it. There it was, right in front of me, the Dick that Got Away. — Melanie Harlow

Harry sensed the onset of resignation. No, he bloody didn't! On the FBI course they had examined cases where it had taken more than ten years to catch the killer. As a rule, it had been one tiny random detail, it seemed, that had solved the case. However, what actually cracked it was the fact that they had never given up, they had gone all fifteen rounds and if the opponent was still standing they screamed for a return fight. — Jo Nesbo

Flattery is a foolish suicide; she destroys herself with her own hands. — Edward Gibbon

Life itself is a frightening image for every human being.... being strong in life isn't easy. — Inuyasha

I take a lot of vacation because I get a lot of vacation — Jim Rome

Evil can kill a person, but never conquer a nation. — Jens Stoltenberg

The tattooed nation will live to regret this voluntary disfigurement. — Tony Parsons

World opinion, though sharply divided on nuclear tests and the risk of atmospheric pollution, could congratulate itself on being united in its opposition to cannibalism. No country in the world was prepared to support the custom of eating the dead, though the right of governments to kill people, individually or by hundreds of thousands, was not questioned for a moment. — Leonard Wibberley

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. — E.A. Bucchianeri

God has given to His works His own character of emeth; they are watertight, faithful, reliable, not at all vague or phantasmal. — C.S. Lewis

Being around all the great names of the game at a young age because they were my heroes; the fact this meant so much to Canada. It was just an incredible thing to be a part of. — Marcel Dionne

Preferring the nausea of the path to its fated and certain ending. — Patrick Bryant

You are to my soul what God is to a mother praying for her child at the altar. — Malak El Halabi

Political Economy or Economics is a study of mankind in the ordinary business of life. — Alfred Marshall

Do you see what I do? — Kendare Blake