Satirical Humor Quotes Quotes & Sayings

Tribal Chief 1: The will of the people is what is best. That is what democracy means

Tribal Chief 2: But if the people don't know what they are talking about, how can that be the best? — Leonard Wibberley

We aren't going to fuck, Meg. Even when it's hard and fast or a little rough or a lot dirty, I'm not fucking you. In the kitchen, in the bedroom, on my car, or any damn where I want to take you, will not be fucking. Fucking is for strangers or people who don't give a shit about each other. — Kristen Proby

It's just that I have this funny objection to torturing small animals no matter how scrumptious their body parts might be ... Our food industries are equal opportunity abusers: cows, chickens, pigs, and a special mention to those little calves who for their short, miserable lives are locked into crates too small to allow movement just so we can eat veal. — Ron Reagan

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

At last, giving me the boat's sail for a bed, he stretched himself out on the jagged rocks, and slept soundly as the unsanctified in a comfortable pew of a church;
I wish the benches were softer, and the cushions higher, as then more people might be tempted to take a nap; it is my only reason for never going. — Edward John Trelawny

Fame gets you in the door but it doesn't keep you in the room. — Madonna Ciccone

whether it is an engine or a human brain, - exercise or deteriorate is the law of life. — Orison Swett Marden

Hawaiians want change, and if the Democrats don't offer change, Hawaiians are going to vote for the Republican who offers change. — Ed Case

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. — E.A. Bucchianeri

World opinion, though sharply divided on nuclear tests and the risk of atmospheric pollution, could congratulate itself on being united in its opposition to cannibalism. No country in the world was prepared to support the custom of eating the dead, though the right of governments to kill people, individually or by hundreds of thousands, was not questioned for a moment. — Leonard Wibberley

What do you think? I'm not a starfish or a pepper tree. I'm a living, breathing human being. Of course I've been in love. — Haruki Murakami

Keep your heart and mind open to allow things to come in. — Debasish Mridha