Satira Quotes & Sayings

4: Stories let us lie to ourselves. And those lies satisfy our desires. — Seth Godin

If there's nobody left, even if the real world is saved, I will be destroyed ... So please don't die. Please don't go away anymore ... -Lenalee Lee — Katsura Hoshino

Really?" she drawled. "You'd rather take your chances with her?"
"At least I know when she's manipulating me."
"News flash: I have never manipulated you. And I hope I never have to. But you aren't the only one with responsibilities and an entire country of people who are relying on you. So I'm sorry, your majesty, but you are coming with me, and you're just going to have to figure out whether or not you can trust me when we're not so pressed for time."
Then she raised her hand and shot him. — Marissa Meyer

Stop giving your life away to other people. — Steve Maraboli

In order to be the master, the politician poses as the servant. — Charles De Gaulle

Armour is light at table. — George Herbert

God sends drunks blackouts because if they knew what they had done they would surely die of shame. — Lucia Berlin

Bitterness is so ugly. I don't want to go there. — Amy Heckerling

The only worthwhile idea is the one on which you take action. — John Jantsch

Conversion for me was not a Damascus Road experience. I slowly moved into an intellectual acceptance of what my intuition had always known. — Madeleine L'Engle

When you work without a script, you are in a sense working in a much more improvisational way than when you are prepared totally. — Sydney Pollack

It is unfortunate when final decisions are made by chieftains headquartered miles away from the front, where they can only guess at conditions and potentialities known only to the captain of the battlefield. — Attila The Hun

I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass. — Anton Chekhov

I find shoes difficult to be ethical about ... — Steven Morrissey

Today
So here hath been dawning
Another blue Day:
Think wilt thou let it
Slip useless away.
Out of Eternity
This new Day is born;
Into Eternity,
At night, will return.
Behold it aforetime
No eye ever did:
So soon it forever
From all eyes is hid.
Here hath been dawning
Another blue Day:
Think wilt thou let it
Slip useless away. — Thomas Carlyle