Sasural Funny Quotes & Sayings

Whenever life throws you a curve ball, embrace it. Embrace it as if it was the exact pitch you were hoping for.
Embrace it.
Control it.
Conquer it.
Then throw it back harder.
And get ready for the next pitch! — Jose N. Harris

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? — Ogden Nash

A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees. — Dick Cavett

But she knew that no matter what beauty lay behind, it must remain there. No one could go forward with a load of aching memories. — Margaret Mitchell

Thoughts are not subject to duty. — Martin Luther

The proletariat could plan to massacre the whole ruling class; a fanatic Jew or black could dream of seizing the secret of the atomic bomb and turning all of humanity entirely Jewish or entirely black: but a woman could not even dream of exterminating males. The tie that binds her to her oppressors is unlike any other. The division of the sexes is a biological given, not a moment in human history. Their opposition took shape within an original Mitsein, and she has not broken it. The couple is a fundamental unit with the two halves riveted to each other: terristic of woman: she is the Other at the heart of a whole whose two components are necessary to each other. — Simone De Beauvoir

A boy cannot begin playing ball too early. I might almost say that while he is still creeping on all fours he should have a bouncing rubber ball. — Christy Mathewson

I'm on cloud nine.. i wouldn't even say cloud nine ... more like cloud ten ... cloud nine was old news. — Darren Criss

Take more pleasure in giving what is best to another than in having it for yourself, and then all the world will love you. — Thomas Jefferson

I think part of him actually wants to be hated. He only ever shows you what he wants you to see. He's so closed off-it made me feel like he'd never tell. — Michelle Hodkin

The brain works better if the hand works too. — Olive Schreiner

It's weird to have something that's mine-not-Ma's. Everything else is both of ours. I guess my body is mine and the ideas that happen in my head. But my cells are made out of her cells so I'm kind of hers. — Emma Donoghue

By the time Genghis Khan arrived to give his newest subjects their religious freedom, after first brutalizing them into submission, Darjmainia had developed its own very complex, partially amalgamated collection of sacred stories — Tony McMillen