Saskatchewan Car Insurance Quotes & Sayings

And he uses big words, so he's probably a huge nerd. To be fair, I do too, but that's because I'm fabulous. Jack has no such excuse. — Sara Wolf

Having an affair with your good friend's wife while he's in an institution and your wife is in a hospital ranks somewhere between Benedict Arnold and the guy who invented Girls Gone Wild on the spectrum of Total Dickheads in American History. — Daniel O'Brien

People who put avocados in the fridge are basically saying, 'I want to eventually experience something less amazing. — Gregor Collins

Two things can't be bought. Great health and love. — Maria Dorfner

A bibliophile of little means is likely to suffer often. Books don't slip from his hands but fly past him through the air, high as birds, high as prices. — William Lyon Phelps

A story is only as good as its villain. — Luke Taylor

I'm not nearly as important as I used to think I was. It's a wonderful discovery. — Paul Henderson

I was late once and it cost me $50,000. I figure it was cheaper to wear two watches. — Chris Gardner

Just because you don't know if other people are experiencing the same thing as you are, it doesn't mean that it's not happening. Everybody doesn't necessarily share everything. Just know that what you're going through, other people are going through it, too. — Tyra Banks

I recalled when I worked in the woods and the bars of Madras, Oregon. That short-haired joy and roughness America your stupidity. I could almost love you again. — Gary Snyder

My landlord is eating a blueberry-blooded Popsicle. — David Mitchell

And Jabim is the Lord of broken things, who sitteth behind the house to lament the things that are cast away. And there he sitteth lamenting the broken things until the worlds be ended, or until someone cometh to mend the broken things. Or sometimes he sitteth by the river's edge to lament the forgotten things that drift upon it.
A kindly god is Jabim, whose heart is sore if anything be lost. — Lord Dunsany

I'm not a propagandist, I'm not a polemicist; my primary interest is just looking at and trying to understand how animals work. — David Attenborough