Saridis Natural Quotes & Sayings

Okay, you can be my slave.
My flying kick nicks his nose.
A warning. Worse if I weren't
succumbing to squeal.
What a feel.
I'm too multiple to feel.
A fork ahead.
I take both. — Mark Z. Danielewski

One must ask for death to know how good it is to live — Alexandre Dumas

I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot. — Scott Stevens

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

Our titles would not have been possible without the unselfishness displayed by all our teams, the team wins, not the individuals — John Wooden

And lastly, the reason I was definitely ending this relationship sooner than later, was her new and weird-ass sex fetish: She liked to crawl around the room on all fours and purr like a kitten before and after sex. She even "meowed" when she came. — Whitney Gracia Williams