Sardonically Witty Quotes & Sayings

I've been working on this feature script for Master Class, a play by Terrence McNally that won a lot of Tonys. — Faye Dunaway

I've been lucky enough to be involved in a number of great startups, including eBay and Wikia as an entrepreneur and LinkedIn and Paypal as an investor. — Gil Penchina

The major religions on the Earth contradict each other left and right. You can't all be correct. And what if all of you are wrong? It's a possibility, you know. You must care about the truth, right? Well, the way to winnow through all the differing contentions is to be skeptical. I'm not any more skeptical about your religious beliefs than I am about every new scientific idea I hear about. But in my line of work, they're called hypotheses, not inspiration and not revelation. — Carl Sagan

Under his spurning feet, the road
Like an arrowly alpine river flowed
And the landscape sped away behind
Like an ocean flying before the wind ... — Thomas Buchanan Read

At the heart of Christian faith is the story of Jesus' death and resurrection. — John Ortberg

I don't really like fairies. — Amanda Hocking

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. — John O'Hara

If I sound like I'm enjoying myself, it's not artificial. It's real. — Rush Limbaugh

Humanity is about raising up each other for good. — Zaman Ali

Happy the man whom indulgent fortune allows to pay to virtue what he owes to nature, and to make a generous gift of what must otherwise be ravished from him by cruel necessity. — David Hume

If you have a longing in your heart to hear a deeper truth, there's a mysterious way in which that truth will find you. — Marianne Williamson

We should make it a crime even to attempt to pollute. Our children should grow up next to parks, not poison. — William J. Clinton

Modern ideograph Cha was coined, evidently a corruption of the classic Tou. — Okakura Kakuzo

Faith is what someone knows to be true, whether they believe it or not. — Flannery O'Connor

We have lived for thousands of years together, Muslims and Christians; we are part of the same society. — Mohamed ElBaradei