Sarcastic Young Adult Quotes & Sayings

Her guardian sighed and looked back down at his book. "I can't tell you how much I look forward to these mature and scintillating conversations. Still, when the old Ari pays a visit, let me know."
"Old Ari? I was sarcastic to you before."
"True." He nodded, turning the page on the paperback. "But there was this era bewteen scared, sarcastic Ari and this new-fangled five year old Ari where you were actually a decent person to be around."
Ouch. "Bite me."
Jai grinned slyly and looked up at her from under his lashes. "Just tell me how hard. — Samantha Young

I tell people marriage is a compromise, and so are renovations. — Candice Olson

People say friends don't destroy one another - what do they know about friends? — John Darnielle

Each time, Jane's heart banged, her skin chilled, and she clamped down on the distracting ache in her gut with a bowl of something naughty, like Cocoa Pebbles. — Shannon Hale

The constancy of the wise is only the talent of concealing the agitation of their hearts. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Western Buddhists in many ways are much serious Buddhists than Tibetans are. — Richard Gere

By the grace of God we will never pluck unripe fruit. We will never press people to decision, because we'll lead them to damnation and not salvation. — Jonathan Edwards

Wow, you're quite a handful. You sure your parents didn't deliberately ship you off on that escape pod?'
Much to his surprise, rather than a sarcastic retort his little charge locked huge, brown eyes on his like a frightened doe in the sights of his 30.06 and bit her lip as her eyes filled with tears.
And at that very moment the term 'disarming' took on a whole new meaning and Jenkins knew he was toast. — Marcha A. Fox

It's like a jolt of electricity, but worse. — Lee Davidson

The first rule of an expedition is that everyone should stick together. — Tahir Shah