Sarcastic Whining Quotes & Sayings

Walk it how I talk it, so I talk it how I live it. — Wiz Khalifa

I passed out from stress? That's it?" "I believe the princess term is fainted," said Thorne. Cinder smacked him. — Marissa Meyer

Paternalistic is a very good word. They think they have to look out for these guys? Don't worry about it. Why? Because of history. Kevin Garnett, Tracy McGrady, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant. They did okay. — Sonny Vaccaro

Her very frowns are fairer far
Than smiles of other maidens are. — Hartley Coleridge

But life never misses an opportunity to upscuttle us. Life likes to tell us it told us so. — Sara Baume

Why does crime, even when as powerful as Caesar, and assured of being beyond punishment, strive always for the appearances of truth, justice, and virtue? Why does it take the trouble? — Henryk Sienkiewicz

I look at my reflection in the mirror and I see a girl who desperately wants to forgive a boy, but not without a hell of a lot of grovelling first. — Colleen Hoover

Culinary science? You elected culinary science? That's the most brainless class ever. -Rose to Christian — Richelle Mead

Overall, The Population Bomb was probably too optimistic. I was writing about climate change - Anne and I actually wrote the book. We discussed whether or not you'd have to take a gondola to the Empire State Building, and that sort of thing, but we didn't know at the time whether the climate change would be in the direction of heating or cooling. We just didn't know enough about it. — Paul R. Ehrlich

That was more or less coincidental in the sense that my parents wanted me to come back to New York because that's the center of musical activity still to this day, more or less, and so I auditioned for the Metropolitan Opera. — Gunther Schuller

With audacity one can undertake anything, but not do everything. — Napoleon Bonaparte

I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. — Michael Faudet

Who's your friend?"
"I'm glad you asked that," said Tanith. "Her name's Darquesse and she's lovely. You'll love her, you really will. She's so funny and nice and she's great to hang out with."
Sabine frowned. "Isn't she the one they're saying will destroy the world?"
"OK, Sabine, for a start, I don't know why you're being so negative about this. How about waiting until you've met her before you start judging her? Think you can do that? Secondly, it's not destroying the world, it's destroying some bits of the world. — Derek Landy

I wanted to be a soccer player, and I became the best of the best, the number one, better than Maradona, better than Pele, and even better than Messi - but only at night, nighttime, during my dreams. When I wake up, I realized that I have wooden legs and that I'm doomed to be a writer. — Eduardo Galeano