Sarcastic Tweets Quotes & Sayings

The gaiaphage. That's the other word they use. 'Gaia,' as in world. 'Phage,' as in a worm or something that eats something up. I'm going to go way out on a limb here and say I don't think something that calls itself a 'world eater' is a good thing. — Michael Grant

This led Montesquieu to become one of the earliest proponents of the trade theory of peace when he observed that hunting and herding nations often found themselves in conflict and wars, whereas trading nations "became reciprocally dependent," making peace "the natural effect of trade." The psychology behind the effect, Montesquieu speculated, was exposure of different societies to customs and manners different from their own, which leads to "a cure for the most destructive prejudices." Thus, he concluded, "we see that in countries where the people move only by the spirit of commerce, they make a traffic of all the humane, all the moral virtues. — Michael Shermer

Mine would be, "We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me." -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne — D.J. MacHale

Are we all on the same page, Delilah?
The same page? I don't even think we're even in the same library, but no need to bring that up. — Sarah Ockler

The greatest weapon that one can have is a simple ... smile. — Lionel Suggs

Sect and error are synonymous. — Voltaire

There's only one thing left here to say. Love's never too late ... — Avril Lavigne

God made the world like a knife. We have the choice to take it by the handle or the blade. — C.J. Langenhoven

For as long as I could remember, I had always been the girl who had watched her father kill her mother. — Christina Dodd

The French are endowed with bigger limbs; those of the Spaniards are stronger; they have a very slim waist. The French fight with more ferocity than advise. The Spaniards the opposite. — Michael Servetus

Truthiness is "What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true." It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's not only an emotional quality, but there's a selfish quality. — Stephen Colbert