Sarcastic Truth Quotes & Sayings

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them. — Adhish Mazumder

I've gotten to work with some great people. I've been really lucky. — Corey Haim

Poland is much more advanced than Romania in structural reforms. — Victor Ponta

Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers. — Abraham Lincoln

The most powerful mind is the quiet mind. It is the mind that is present, reflective, mindful of its thoughts and its state. It doesn't often multitask, and when it does, it does so with a purpose. — Maria Konnikova

Your heart is yours to give, it is no ones to take. Not a queen. Not a prince. No one. — Stormy Smith

A decision, an action, are infallible omens of what we shall do another time, not for any vague, mystic, astrological reason but because they result from an automatic reaction that will repeat itself. — Cesare Pavese

Big wave surfers are human beings that have powers. They are men of enormous gentility. — Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz

Someone should go take a look. See what's in it. He said it, but he really didn't want to be the one to do it. Let's go together, she said easily. She surprised him with her courage. Sometimes you have the worst ideas, he responded. He'd tried to make it feel sarcastic, but he knew the truth of it far more than he wanted to admit to himself. He was terrified. — James Dashner

Or, I could just sit in the bushes and pump the hand pump
until the plumbing was superpressurized to 110 psi. This way, when
someone goes to flush a toilet, the toilet tank will explode. At 150 psi, if
someone turns on the shower, the water pressure will blow off the shower
head, strip the threads, blam, the shower head turns into a mortar shell.
Tyler only says this to make me feel better. The truth is I like my boss.
Besides, I'm enlightened now. You know, only Buddha-style behavior. — Chuck Palahniuk

There never was one particle of ... jealousy ... in the heart of Hyrum Smith. — Heber J. Grant

Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions. — Tertullian

In the execution of Presidential decisions work to be true to his views, in fact and tone. — Donald Rumsfeld

I am a skateboarder, and to stay fit for skating I have to stay away from a lot of things. I go to parties and that's fun for me, but between skating and lifting and everything, I know what I have to do the next day, so I'm very conscious about my schedule and keeping it. — Ryan Sheckler

There is more in us than we know if we could be made to see it; perhaps, for the rest of our lives we will be unwilling to settle for less. — Kurt Hahn

The world is cynical and sarcastic, but that doesn't mean that that's always the truth. — Patrick Ness