Sarcastic Timeline Quotes & Sayings

We're saved somewhat by Google. You can - when you're all sitting around the table desperately snapping your fingers in the hopes of remembering the name of that movie that you can't remember the name of - you can make people think that you are not as old as you actually are because you have the technology to find the answer. — Nora Ephron

Some of the things I'm most proud of, it isn't because I think it's my best work; it's because of something that it's taught me. — Troy Baker

I've been trying to do my boot line for 20 years, but no one thought there could be a vegan luxury brand. So I funded this myself. I feel like it is time. I feel like young people in particular are responding to this. — Pamela Anderson

Irish has not so much a common formula as a common character. — Lew Bryson

Our deeds determine us, as long as we determine our deeds — George Eliot

The universe, it appeared, had never been kind to Captain Bortrek, conspiring against him in a fashion that Threepio privately considered unlikely given the man's relative unimportance. Knowing what he did about the Alderaan social structure, shipping regulations, the psychology of law enforcement agents, and the statistical behavior patterns of human females, Threepio was much inclined to doubt that so many hundreds of people would spend that much time thinking up ways to thwart and injure a small-time free-trader who was, by his own assertion, only trying to make a living. — Barbara Hambly

I listen to my voice messages like once a month," I remind Henry. "You should've texted me. — Hugh Howey

I'm very lucky to have a strong support system with my friends and my family. They have kept me grounded. — Kelsey Chow

Because one has little fear of shocking vanity in Italy, people adopt an intimate tone very quickly and discuss personal things. — Stendhal

Onealoneappearsasdiverseonaccountofignorance — Anonymous

I like thinking about what could be out there, and I love the questions that sci-fi poses. — Henry Ian Cusick

We should not covet or expect the praise of ungodly men ... the very fact that they are inclined to persecute us is proof that we are not of the world. — Billy Graham

Two of the central ingredients to our family are food and faith, so sitting down together and thanking God for the food He's provided means everything to us. Prayer is a natural part of our lives - not only around the dinner table, but all day long. — Phil Robertson