Sarcastic Sensitivity Quotes & Sayings

In short, it occurred to me that perhaps the only possible avant garde is the avant garden. — Hakim Bey

I'm no genius, but I'm a damn good football coach. — Bear Bryant

Without forgiveness there can be no future for a relationship between individuals or within and between nations. — Desmond Tutu

Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to convert.' Asked why he would become a Catholic, after living all his life as a Jew, he answered: 'Better one of them should die than one of us.' — Alan King

Weakness is not a characteristic you want to share with the world — Jen Calonita

Tightwaddery without creativity is deprivation. When there is a lack of resourcefulness, inventiveness, and innovation, thrift means doing without. When creativity combines with thrift you may be doing it without money, but you are not doing without. — Amy Dacyczyn

Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species. — Erma Bombeck