Sarcastic Quote Quotes & Sayings

People actually really want to see what I'm up to, and that's crazy. — Maisie Williams

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I don't spend money on books. I write them myself. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

You can only write well ,what you have lived. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I'm a storyteller. I love to tell stories about brands. I love to tell stories, period. I like painting pictures through the words, and that's what I do. — Gary Vaynerchuk

At this very moment enormous numbers of intelligent men and women of goodwill are trying to build a better world. But problems are born faster than they can be solved. — B.F. Skinner

God, Four!" I snap. "You don't want to have to tell me everything right away, but I have to tell you everything right away? Can't you see how stupid that is?"
"First of all, don't use that name like a weapon against me," he says, pointing at me. — Veronica Roth

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Forgiveness is a powerful cure. — Sue Fitzmaurice

She made an appearance to offer me courage, and I worried about her appearance. Shame. Such a worrywart I am. I miss miracles blooming before my eyes: I concentrate on a fading star and miss the constellation. I overlook dazzling thunderstorms worrying whether I have laundry hanging. — Rabih Alameddine

No one plows the field just by thinking about it. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Have you been waiting all this time, faithful as always, my Life? ... — John Geddes

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs. — Vann Chow

Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter. — Vann Chow

Nothing more excites to everything noble and generous, than virtuous love. — Henry Home, Lord Kames

Nothing knits a broken realm together so quick as an invading army on its soil. — George R R Martin

The fountain is my speech. The tulips are my speech. The grass and trees are my speech. — George T. Delacorte Jr.

Obsessed people are more concerned with obeying God than doing what is expected or fulfilling the status quo. A person who is obsessed with Jesus will do things that don't always make sense in terms of success or wealth on this earth. — Francis Chan

Understand that I am even ignored by the opposite sex on the internet. — Vann Chow

I know the power of speech. I don't talk much. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The term - 'Fairy-Tales' is so ironical in itself, when I sometimes sit to write love stories with a happy ending, it usually drags me into a dilemma whether, I should even begin with a love story at first place or not? Because honestly, I haven't seen many of them reaching climax, most of them just die out in the mid. Then comes the concept of fairy tales or what we say 'fiction', where nothing is impossible!
But over time, if I've realized something, it is that there's no such term called fiction when it comes to reality! Its harsh, in-your-face-sarcastic, ironical and highly irrational. You can't expect what's coming up next, and how it's going to blow you. In the real life, the entire meaning of fiction ceases to exist. Conclusively, we writers, deal with harsh reality and write lively fictions, this job in itself is so ironical but, that's life ... — Mehek Bassi

Belonging. Togetherness. These words are as complicated and confusing as the word love. It's probably all the same thing. Or it would be if we let it be. — David Levithan

I loved her; I was sorry not to have had the time and the inspiration to insult her, to do her some injury, to force her to keep some memory of me. — Marcel Proust