Sarcastic Love Quotes Quotes & Sayings

We lose weeks like buttons, like pencils. — Dave Eggers

If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting. — Meghan Apriceno Carr

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Hey!" Mena exclaimed "Don't knock Jeopardy. I love that show"
"So do I" Max admitted.
"I like it when I know the answers." Logan added.
Trent turned to Logan, "Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so. — Amanda Kelly

The script of a play is not a finished product: It's a set of instructions. — Terry Teachout

You'll have a national Philosopher's strike on your hands! — Douglas Adams

Empathy is a hand thick with scars offering you a bandage. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Last year, New York got $200 million. This year, we're going to give them $124 million under this particular program. But last year was an artificially elevated number to make up from the very low grant the year before. — Michael Chertoff

If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it. — Vann Chow

There is always joy in achieving ,but the greater satisfaction lies in sharing the achievement. — Kipchoge Keino

Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling. — Ella Dominguez