Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

You don't even realize you're living in a before until you wake up one day and find yourself in an after. — Robin Wasserman

What hidden, hoarded longings there are in all of us. — John Steinbeck

What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. — Mark Twain

Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul

I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch — Ransom Riggs

I don't even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good chance of winning, while I was traveling through hell. — Shannon L. Alder

PRINT the ticket, take the ride! — Chairman Kingmaker

Connect by listening well and speaking relevantly without being prejudiced or sarcastic. Learn to listen with your eyes as much as you listen with your ears. Generate interest in the person and subject, that way people will become more interested in you. — Archibald Marwizi

To be Christians under the law of grace does not mean to wander unbridled outside the law, but to be engrafted in Christ, by whose grace we are free from the curse of the law, and by whose Spirit we have the law engraved upon our hearts. — John Calvin

A child, like all other human beings, has inalienable rights. — Lucretia Mott

Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul by sarcastic words, looks, or suggestions, is despicable. — Paramahansa Yogananda

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. — John Erskine

I didn't choose a word or anything. I just wrote the song until it stopped. — Marty Robbins

For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th — Walter Mason Camp

Hollywood isn't your cesspool, America. It's your mirror. — Bill Maher