Sarcastic Friday 13th Quotes & Sayings

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. — Mitch Hedberg

I'm not pretending I'm not a nice guy. I'm not pretending I don't have a temper. — James Moore

We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them. — Adam Rex

Save the Children is an awesome charity that has helped more than 125 million children around the world, providing everything from school books to food to blankets and shelter. — PewDiePie

Today we have discovered the word that could not be said. I — Ayn Rand

Homicide's illegal and death is the penalty
What justifies the homicide when he dies? — Masta Killa

Merry a mind is

of a weeping willow

roots raising concrete

be in

fit out

all abstract. — Antonia Perdu

Every actor wants to have a character that changes, that has some kind of movement, that gets from point A to point B, that doesn't just supply one note. — Jeffrey Jones