Sarcastic End Of Relationship Quotes & Sayings

When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake. — Rodney Dangerfield

If you find yourself in the middle of a storm, dress yourself with courage, and look forward to the rainbow. — Matshona Dhliwayo

When a man loves a woman, he has to become worthy of her. The higher her virtue, the more noble her character, the more devoted she is to truth, justice, and goodness, the more a man has to aspire to be worthy of her. — Jason Evert

The flood of love will fill all the containers to the fullest, but some containers will be larger than others. — Peter Kreeft

The best story is the story that gets to the most people. — Diogo Morgado

Success is getting and achieving what you want. Happiness is wanting and being content with what you get. — Bernard Meltzer

The purpose of human life is to serve and to show compassion and the will to help others. — Albert Schweitzer

A leader who produces other leaders multiples their influences. — John C. Maxwell

I'm very jealous of an era where people were inventing something so beautiful as the Concorde and thinking that's the next step. I'm jealous of an era when people thought, "Let's finally go to the Moon." — Aleksandra Mir

The Soul is the voice of the body's interests. — George Santayana

I'm a fast writer. — Terry McMillan