Sarcastic Employee Quotes & Sayings

What makes me laugh about politics, sometimes, is it seems like once we get to a point where our problems are seemingly unsolvable, it's because we're looking through a wrong point of view. If we turn the thing on its head, then maybe we might see it differently. — Dave Davies

I felt horribly obvious. I wished I were invisible to myself- that I could see the illusion so that I could trust it — Stephenie Meyer

It's hard if you're just touring constantly. It's like, "What am I going to write about? I'm in the van, I'm playing another show ... " I'm still writing about heartbreak that happened years ago. I don't see the point of writing and putting out another record until I can do something else. — Sharon Van Etten

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either. — James Johnson

Shaw, what if I did love you? — Jay Crownover

It was good because it helped me get where I'm at today, but then people stereotype and say we don't want to use her because she's known as the 'Wonderbra girl'. — Caprice Bourret