Sarcastic Dumbasses Quotes & Sayings

Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Just won my first writing award, thanks to you. To all who took the time to vote for me in 50 Great Writers You Should Be Reading, many thanks. — Linda Heavner Gerald

God wants you to bless Him because it's the purpose you were originally created for. — Andrew Wommack

It seemed to me ... that the only valid people to deal with crime were cops, and I would like to make the lead character, rather than a single person, a squad of cops. — Evan Hunter

Secret to remain young is to have an inordinate passion for pleasure. — Oscar Wilde

But surely the idea that one might slip away unseen and take up another life is nearly universal. Is there anything more fundamentally human than the desire to live in another world, as someone other than our own earthbound selves? — Jennifer Finney Boylan

The majority of American writers today have chosen passive non-resistance to things as they are, producing sloughs of poetry about their personal angst and anomie, cascades of short stories and rivers of novels obsessed with the nuances of domestic relationships - suburban hanky-panky - chic boutique shopping mall literary soap opera. When they do speak out on matters of controversy they attack not the evils of our time but fellow writers who may insist on complaining. — Edward Abbey

Like her mother and all her mother's people before her, those inexhaustible blondes who staked their claims in verdant prairies, Marina was cut from Minnesota, the soil and the starry night. Instead of growing up inquisitive and restless, she had developed a profound desire to stay, as if her center of gravity was so low it connected her directly to this particular patch of earth. — Ann Patchett

I'm writing a novel about two actresses who go to New York, because that's what I know about. One has lost touch with reality, disappears and is picked up by a man. — Julie Walters

God has given you grace. Maybe you should give yourself some too. — Todd Stocker

In the end she just said ... All I did was to run away for a few minutes! All I wanted was to be free! — David Almond

A person who seeks not only to listen but to understand as well is rare - a treasure. And rare treasures are priceless. — Anonymous

[They] agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything. — Joseph Heller

As one becomes aware of the decline of violence, the world begins to look different. The past seems less innocent; the present less sinister. — Steven Pinker

Smile and be happy because there is no one in this whole world like you. You're lucky because you're alive and breathing. Show gratitude and show it genuinely. — Assegid Habtewold