Sarcastic Delusional Quotes & Sayings

He can wisper words of love and murder in one breath. — Yun Kouga

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. — P. J. O'Rourke

Beneath the sheet - which was already lower on his hips than should be legal
He
Was
Still
Hard — Alice Clayton

I have a slightly bourgeois upbringing, I guess. My parents paid for me to go to school, which is nice, but I haven't gotten a dime since then. I have no trust fund. I wish I did. — Dean Wareham

The technologist's tendency to commit all his resources to new technology, — Michael Lewis

Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps. — S.L.J. Shortt

About a quarter of lung cancer cases occur in people who have never smoked. One cause may be another potential carcinogen: fumes from frying. — Michael Greger

Heroes admire heroes. — Tomichan Matheikal

Earlier, I'd held her papa in one arm and her mama in the other. Each soul was so soft. — Markus Zusak

Our only real pleasure is to squander our resources to no purpose, just as if a wound were bleeding away inside us; we always want to be sure of the uselessness or the ruinousness of our extravagance. — Georges Bataille

If we surrender faith in Christ, as the only thing that can justify us, the death and resurrection of Jesus are without meaning; that Christ is the Savior of the world would be a myth. — Martin Luther

Sometimes, when you crave certain feelings, you'll trick yourself into thinking the other person is something other than what he apears. — Ilona Andrews

A more significant phase should mean serious political dialogue. — Aung San Suu Kyi