Sarcastic Bbm Quotes & Sayings

I'm just gonna do a podcast because it's mine, I can control it, I have complete responsibility over it, and no one can touch it. — Chris Hardwick

To live in this world, I realized, is to leave pieces of your heart in various places; and to move toward any place is to move away from another. — Frederic S. Durbin

When I saw that Moses' version of the Genesis of the world did not fit sufficiently in many ways with Aristotle and the rest of the philosophers, I began to have doubts about the truth of all philosophers and started to investigate the secrets of nature. — Gerardus Mercator

By changing nothing, nothing changes. Tony Robbins — Toni De Palma

Being beautiful is a quality of spirit recognized primarily in a woman whose soul is at rest because she believes her God when he calls her lovely. — Stasi Eldredge

I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and sex, and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately. — Paul Feig

The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet. — H.L. Mencken

Commit a crime, and the earth is made of glass. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not their love of humanity, but the impotence of their love, prevents the Christians of today - burning us. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Why do we believe in and practice polygamy? Because the Lord introduced it to his servants in a revelation given to Joseph Smith, and the Lord's servants have always practiced it. 'And is that religion popular in heaven?' It is the only popular religion there ... — Brigham Young

Anyway, as should be obvious, his ability to write or not could have had absolutely no bearing on the capabilities of his children. — Bill Bryson

I went to my 30th high school reunion, and I could tell who was gay and who was straight because the gay people were like, 'Sarah, you've been doing so much,' and the straight people were like, 'So, Sarah, what have you been doing? — Sarah Schulman

You know, you don't flirt like a straight girl," she murmurs, the words rolling right through my body to curl my toes. — Dahlia Adler

God allows our circumstances to change, so we can learn to love Him in all situations. Our love for God is based on an unchanging Jesus. — Alisa Hope Wagner