Sarcastic Advice Quotes & Sayings

Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around. — Dan Alatorre

Every now and then life sold you an illusion of design. A coincidence, a parallel, a sledgehammer symbol. The goods were always faulty. You forked over the cash only to discover they'd fallen apart by the time you got home. But life kept at it. Life couldn't help it. Life was a compulsive salesman. — Glen Duncan

If everyone likes you, it probably means you aren't saying much — Donna Brazile

Be great or be gone — David Briggs

Dialogue works the least well when it's telling you what's going on. — Tom Rickman

Every day you live is a page. Every year, a chapter. Your life, a book. What is it about? — Donald Miller

The more patient we are, the more understanding we become. — William Arthur Ward

When I was little, my parents really only wanted me to be a scientist or a doctor; they had never even heard of law school. I think even these days if you were to tell your mother you want to be a fashion designer, or an artist or a writer, a lot of Asian parents would be alarmed because they don't think that's a secure career. — Amy Chua

Nothing made you feel so useless as another person's grief. — Laini Taylor

Make a plan now to keep a daily appointment with God. The enemy is going to tell you to set it aside, but you must carve out the time. If you're too busy to meet with the Lord, friend, then you are simply too busy — Charles R. Swindoll

Dreams are made possible if you try — Terry Fox

Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul by sarcastic words, looks, or suggestions, is despicable. — Paramahansa Yogananda

The master never counseled slavish belief. 'Words are only shells,' he said. 'Win conviction of God's presence through your own joyous contact in meditation.' "No — Paramahansa Yogananda

You are the epitome of normal. — Markus Zusak

Any contemporary political re-statement of liberal and socialist goals must include as central the idea of a society in which all men would become men of substantive reason, whose independent reasoning would have structural consequences for their societies, its history and thus for their own life fates. — C. Wright Mills

And as he spoke of understanding, I looked up and saw the rainbow leap with flames of many colors over me. — Black Elk

Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?"
He smiled. "I wouldn't know. I only fall in love at night. Never lasts beyond breakfast, though. — Tessa Dare