Sarcastic Adulthood Quotes & Sayings

Perfect heroines, like perfect heroes, aren't relatable, and if you can't put yourself in the protagonist's shoes, not only will they not inspire you, but the book will be pretty boring. — Cassandra Clare

Her coming was my hope each day, Her parting was my pain; The chance that did her steps delay Was ice in every vein. — Charlotte Bronte

The currency of living is how you spend the moments of your life — Richard Bandler

Federer said something interesting once. He said that he was watching Rod Laver, and me, and he said he was trying to copy us and to be like us. And that's a great compliment for us. — Ilie Nastase

The more I learn about the evolution of ideas, the more I have become aware that I am simply an unrepentant Old Whig-with the stress on the old. — Friedrich August Von Hayek

Vanity is so frequently the apparent motive of advice, that we, for the most part, summon our powers to oppose it without any very accurate inquiry whether it is right. — Samuel Johnson

You don't know where life's gonna take you. Sometimes it takes you getting carried out of a club and then into a booth as an apology for it. — Rob Dyrdek

When the time comes for your brain to process the information, the second word comes up faster than the first one. So when it's in your head, all of a sudden, it comes out backwards and you think of the word backwards. — Caitlyn Jenner

Love is the only truth; everything else is there to prove it. — Debasish Mridha

However, though belief on faith alone may be comforting, it is wholly arbitrary and thus does nothing to ensure that you are more correct than anyone else. So it cannot properly be described as knowledge, but rather as a mere wish, a desire that something be true or false, or else it is a naive trust in guesswork or hearsay. — Richard Carrier

It took me 20 years to learn I couldn't tune too well. And by that time I was too rich to care. — Chet Atkins