Sarcasms Def Quotes & Sayings

If you haven't realised by this time that I love you, and always shall love you, and have never loved anybody else, and never shall love anybody else, you're a fathead — P.G. Wodehouse

Georgie paused on the threshold for a moment as if hesitant to enter the habitation of such a perjurer lest it should be struck by lightning. — Tom Holt

I'm sorry," he said at last.
"Don't apologize. For all we know, there is no firebird."
"You don't believe that."
"No, but maybe we weren't meant to find it."
"You don't believe that either." He sighed. "So much for the good soldier."
I winced. "I shouldn't have said that."
"You once put goose droppings in my shoes, Alina. A bad mood I can handle. — Leigh Bardugo

I actually had a Bobby Orr action figure. You could put the pads on him and skates and all that. I was 7, and he was still playing. — Mike Weir

Time, though in Eternity, applied
To motion, measures all things durable
By present, past, and future. — John Milton

Consider your honour, as a gentleman, of more weight than an oath. — Solon

I am a fallen woman, but I assure you: I did not fall. I was pushed. — Michel Faber

We think scientific literacy flows out of how many science facts can you recite rather than how was your brain wired for thinking. And it's the brain wiring that I'm more interested in rather than the facts that come out of the curriculum or the lesson plan that's been proposed. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson