Sarcasm Jokes Quotes & Sayings

The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too often sarcasm passes for irony, name-calling passes for insight, bleeped-out four-letter words pass for wit, and lowest-common-denominator jokes pass for analysis. Satire should have a point of view. It doesn't have to get a belly laugh. It does have to present criticism. — Paul Krassner

If you want to fly with eagles, stop swimming with ducks. — T. Harv Eker

Was he hitting some type of werewolf midlife crisis? First, he'd left Wolf Town, and now he was envisioning a mate. What next? Bird watching? Board games? Retirement homes? — Rose Wynters

I'm huge fan of 'Timeflies.' — Adrienne Bailon

No one person can take credit for the success of a motion picture. It's strictly a team effort. From the time the story is written to the time the final release print comes off the printer, hundreds of people are involved - each one doing a job - each job contributing to the final product. — Walt Disney

That's how we spent the day
drizzling sarcasm over the truth
dropping bad jokes like f-bombs ... — Sarah Tregay

He said, "If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site." Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil. — Shannon L. Alder

I consider myself very lucky. God has a funny way of bringing some things around and knocking you in the head with the ultimate destination. Something I should have achieved quite easily took me a long time to get around to. It came in His time, not mine. — Jim Morris

As an esteemed businessman, he forgot one very important rule. He forgot to read the fine print. It wasn't an acquisition to own another person as he'd previously assumed. It was an agreement to acquire a soul. — Aleatha Romig

,,So maybe, for me, home is not the city, but the people. — Diana T. Scott

The artist performs only one part of the creative process. The onlooker completes it, and it is the onlooker who has the last word. — Marcel Duchamp

Mark Twain once put it, "The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." Power — Saul D. Alinsky

Sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them. — David Foster Wallace

I just want you that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you — Sara Quin

And there's the Victoria Memorial, built as a memorial to Victoria. — David Dimbleby

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan

Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled.
He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm. — Scott Tracey

Emotions, he was certain, were unreliable and irrelevant to the labor of religious faith. — Michael D. O'Brien

Teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore
not
a
joke. — David Levithan

Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail. — Mora Early

Any Wall Street advertising that does not go into the boring details of methodology is most likely to be pushing past performance. — Barry Ritholtz

Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material. — John Green