Sarcasic Quotes & Sayings

Ward held up his hands. "I'm not saying I think you're — R.E. McDermott

I say if you fight terrorism, it's based in fear, but if you promote peace, it's based on hope. — Greg Mortenson

Some are born who never need them, Others still who never read them, signs. — Neil Diamond

Teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore
not
a
joke. — David Levithan

God's beauty is better by far than anything that comes out of a jar.. — Nanette L. Avery

Beyond the smiling and the weeping,
I shall be soon;
Beyond the waking and the sleeping,
Beyond the sowing and the reaping,
I shall be soon!
Love, rest, and home
Sweet hope! Lord, tarry not, but come! — Horatius Bonar